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Community Discord Steam curator Chat on Discord from the web, your desktop, mobile or all three at once! Join our friendly little community and chat about games and rankings. Throughout the Duke Nukem series, busty babes have always been a recurring motif. Usually of the generic damsels-in-distress variety, sadly, but there they are. One of the naked-est, most controversial, and most patently ridiculous games to ever hit consoles.
Think Game and Watch classic Helmet , only with a nude dude in a cowboy hat. Oh, Kratos. The God of War series has always reveled in its way-over-the-top, brutal combat, and it's totally unapologetic about it. Super gory god-execution scenes not being quite controversial enough, Kratos wants to get in on a little of that famous Ancient Greek promiscuity as well.
Over the course of the series, he manages to bed all kinds of dusky maidens, including goddess of love herself, Aphrodite. Geralt of Rivia, as franchise fans will know, is a Witcher. This means two things. Witchers are loners by profession, eschewing relationships, and emotions for their calling.
Many of these scenes are quite comical, and much more entertaining as a result. In one mission, a conversation ensues between a business big-shot and a visitor, while said big-shot is mid-massage. Rockstar skirt the issue by framing the scene so that no nakedness is seen, before ending the conversation with a lingering, full on, view of our host.
A controversial visual gag, there. This younger hero was controversially introduced as the player character of the game, and, like Snake in the previous game, has a moment where he finds himself entirely sans equipment. Perhaps my favorite example of Larry's aversion to clothing is when he's left drunk and nude in the bar, in MCL.
Fun times. Rampage combines everyone's favorite giant monsters in one game. You've got a Godzilla-like named Lizzie, a King Kong-like named George, and a giant werewolf named Ralph huh I don't remember a giant werewolf movie. Anyway, you're knocking down buildings, eating random citizens, swatting planes out of the sky you know, being a general nuisance.
But there's one thing you don't realize until the very end as you're reaching for your next quarter - all three characters are buck naked the whole time. Yep, when you finally lose all your health, your massive monster shrinks back down to human form, covers his or her privates, and quickly shuffles off-screen. Which, of course, means that they've been running around with their junk hanging out the whole time. I'm sure your hapless victims really enjoyed that eyeful of gorilla dong they got before being crushed to their deaths under a pile of rubble.
Though, if you think about it, a giant gorilla wearing underpants might be more ridiculous. Animals don't wear clothes seriously, they don't, so stop trying to put your dog in a sweater , so it's always funny to see how certain cartoon characters get anthropomorphized. Of all of Nintendo's games, Donkey Kong Country perhaps features the most egregious violation of public deceny laws, as none of its characters seem to own a pair of pants.
They clearly understand the concept of clothes, though. Donkey Kong's got a tie, Diddy's got a shirt and hat, and King K. Rool has that sweet cape. But despite all that, everyone's nether regions continue to flap in the warm jungle breeze. Maybe everyone in Kong Kountry is just cool with letting it all hang out. This is probably the least memorable of Mystique's clothing-free jamborees, but the nudity is just as strong.
The Party games are like Breakout with genitals, as you use a paddle to bump a naked person against a wall of bodies of the opposite gender. If you're playing Bachelor Party, it's a naked dude tossed against a batch of females. In Bachelorette Party a companion game published by Playaround , a lady is thrown into a pile of dudes. It's no surprise that developers toned down the naked playable characters for quite a while after this pair; the premise of this game a paddle pushing nude characters into each other made absolutely no sense.
In comparison, the other Atari naked parties are downright coherent. Rust might be the only game where it pays to be in the buff, rather than clothed. While you start without clothing and aim to acquire it, there's a faction within Rust known as the Penis Brothers that roam the world in the buff. If they find you, they'll present two options; strip down to nothing and join the unclothed faction Did we mention that this game is multiplayer-only?
Yes, the Penis Brothers are not a construct of Facepunch Studios; each, er, member of this faction is a person who's logged onto Rust and decided to dedicate hours of their time to furthering the cause of the Penis Brothers by running around digitally nude and killing the digitally clothed. From the asses The way each game plays is Get Hunie Pop on Steam. I was reluctant to put this game on the list, as it caused some commotion upon its release.
There is a lot of nudity in it -- but unlike most of the other games on this list, the women in this game have atrociously written character development. And quite frankly, you play as a misogynistic tool. The basic plot is that you arrive at a house party hosted by a girl called Madison, where you hit on all the girls and play them off against each other to see which you will get lucky with. This one was way creepier than Hunie Pop , which at least has a cute pretense.
So my advice here is to play some of the other games on this list if you want to experience a coherent plot and characters you can empathize with.
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